Perception

Perception. Something to think about... really worth spending a minute

Att00000

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007.  The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time approximately two thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 minutes later:  
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to  walk.

6 minutes:  
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

10 minutes:  
A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly.  The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time.  This action was repeated by several other children..  Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly.  

45 minutes:
The musician played continuously.  Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while.  About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace.  The man collected a total of $32.  

1 hour:

He finished playing and silence took over.  No one noticed.  No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.  

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world.  He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.  Two days before, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.  

This is a true story.  Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.  The questions raised: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?  Do we stop to appreciate it?  Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?  

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made.....
 
How many other things are we missing?

Jokes

Wife hit her husband with frying pan


Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

How to Catch a LION

Newton 's Method:
 
Let, the lion catch you.
 
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
 
Implies you caught lion.
 
 
Einstein Method:
 
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
 
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
 
Now you can trap it easily.
 
 
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

 
Rajnikanth Method :
 
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
 
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
 

Jayalalitha Method:
 
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

 
Manirathnam Method (director):
 
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
 
room with a single candle lighted.
 
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
 
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
 
Karan Johar Method (director):
 
Send a lioness into the forest.
 
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
 
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
 
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
 
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
 
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
 
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
 
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
 

Govinda method:
 
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

 
Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

 
George bush method:
 
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

 
Rahul Dravid s method:
 
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
 
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
 
Lion tired and surrenders

 
Software Engineer Method:
 
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
 
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion..

Joke: Sweet Escape

An older gent drove his brand new Mercedes convertible out of the       

dealership, stopped at a Pub for his daily fix then headed east on the  
Motorway and floored it to 130 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through the few   
strands of hair left on his head.                                              
                                                    
"Amazing! - this is the life" he thought as he flew down the highway,     
pushing the pedal even more. Glancing at his rear view mirror, he saw a Police Car behind him,  blue lights flashing and siren blaring.                                                                  
      
"I can get away from him, no problem!" thought the old chap as he raced to 140, then 150, then 160 mph.                                        
                                         
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for 
this kind of nonsense!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for  
the Police Car to catch up with him.                                     
                                                
The officer walked up to the Mercedes, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, I'm in a good mood just now and my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday and I have the weekend off.  If you can give me one good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
of before, I'll let you go with a warning."                                               
                                              
The man, looking very seriously at the officer, scratched his head and said,
"A few years ago, my wife ran off with a Policeman. When I saw you chasing me, I thought you were bringing her back.                                       
        
"Have a good day, Sir," the officer replied...

 

What is Swine Flu

 

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What is swine flu?

Swine flu is a respiratory disease, caused by influenza type A which infects pigs.

There are many types, and the infection is constantly changing.

Until now it has not normally infected humans, but the latest form clearly does, and can be spread from person to person - probably through coughing and sneezing.

 

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What is new about this type of swine flu?

The World Health Organization has confirmed that at least some of the human cases are a never-before-seen version of the H1N1 strain of influenza type A..

H1N1 is the same strain which causes seasonal outbreaks of flu in humans on a regular basis.

But this latest version of H1N1 is different: it contains genetic material that is typically found in strains of the virus that affect humans, birds and swine.

Flu viruses have the ability to swap genetic components with each other, and it seems likely that the new version of H1N1 resulted from a mixing of different versions of the virus, which may usually affect different species, in the same animal host.

Pigs provide an excellent 'melting pot' for these viruses to mix and match with each other.

 

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How dangerous is it?

Symptoms of swine flu in humans appear to be similar to those produced by standard, seasonal flu.

These include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue.

Most cases so far reported around the world appear to be mild, but in Mexico lives have been lost.

 

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How worried should people be?

When any new strain of flu emerges that acquires the ability to pass from person to person, it is monitored very closely in case it has the potential to spark a global epidemic, or pandemic.

The World Health Organization has warned that taken together the Mexican and US cases could potentially trigger a global pandemic, and stress that the situation is serious.

However, experts say it is still too early to accurately assess the situation fully.

Currently, they say the world is closer to a flu pandemic than at any point since 1968 - upgrading the threat from three to four on a six-point scale following an emergency meeting on Monday.

Nobody knows the full potential impact of a pandemic, but experts have warned that it could cost millions of lives worldwide. The Spanish flu pandemic, which began in 1918, and was also caused by an H1N1 strain, killed millions of people.

The fact that all the cases in the US and elsewhere have so far produced mild symptoms is encouraging. It suggests that the severity of the Mexican outbreak may be due to an unusual geographically-specific factor - possibly a second unrelated virus circulating in the community - which would be unlikely to come into play in the rest of the world.

Alternatively, people infected in Mexico may have sought treatment at a much later stage than those in other countries.

It may also be the case that the form of the virus circulating in Mexico is subtly different to that elsewhere - although that will only be confirmed by laboratory analysis.

There is also hope that, as humans are often exposed to forms of H1N1 through seasonal flu, our immune systems may have something of a head start in fighting infection.

However, the fact that many of the victims are young does point to something unusual. Normal, seasonal flu tends to affect the elderly disproportionately.

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Can the virus be contained?

The virus appears already to have started to spread around the world, and most experts believe that containment of the virus in the era of readily available air travel will be extremely difficult.

 

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Can it be treated?

The US authorities say that two drugs commonly used to treat flu, Tamiflu and Relenza, seem to be effective at treating cases that have occurred there so far. However, the drugs must be administered at an early stage to be effective.

Use of these drugs may also make it less likely that infected people will pass the virus on to others.

The UK Government already has a stockpile of Tamiflu, ordered as a precaution against a pandemic.

It is unclear how effective currently available flu vaccines would be at offering protection against the new strain, as it is genetically distinct from other flu strains.

US scientists are already developing a bespoke new vaccine, but it may take some time to perfect it, and manufacture enough supplies to meet what could be huge demand.

A vaccine was used to protect humans from a version of swine flu in the US in 1976.

However, it caused serious side effects, including an estimated 500 cases of Guillain-Barré syndrome. There were more deaths from the vaccine than the outbreak.

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What should I do to stay safe?

Anyone with flu-like symptoms who might have been in contact with the swine virus - such as those living or travelling in the areas of Mexico that have been affected - should seek medical advice.

But patients are being asked not to go into GP surgeries in order to minimise the risk of spreading the disease to others. Instead, they should stay at home and call their healthcare provider for advice.

After the WHO raised its alert level over swine flu, the Foreign and Commonwealth Office began advising against all but essential travel to Mexico.

 

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What measures can I take to prevent infection?

Avoid close contact with people who appear unwell and who have fever and cough.

General infection control practices and good hygiene can help to reduce transmission of all viruses, including the human swine influenza. This includes covering your nose and mouth when coughing or sneezing, using a tissue when possible and disposing of it promptly.

It is also important to wash your hands frequently with soap and water to reduce the spread of the virus from your hands to face or to other people and cleaning hard surfaces like door handles frequently using a normal cleaning product.

If caring for someone with a flu-like illness, a mask can be worn to cover the nose and mouth to reduce the risk of transmission. The UK is looking at increasing its stockpile of masks for healthcare workers for this reason.

But experts say there is no scientific evidence to support more general wearing of masks to guard against infections. 

Is it safe to eat pig meat?

Yes. There is no evidence that swine flu can be transmitted through eating meat from infected animals.

However, it is essential to cook meat properly. A temperature of 70C (158F) would be sure to kill the virus.

What about bird flu?

The strain of bird flu which has caused scores of human deaths in South East Asia in recent years is a different strain to that responsible for the current outbreak of swine flu.

The latest form of swine flu is a new type of the H1N1 strain, while bird, or avian flu, is H5N1.

Experts fear H5N1 hold the potential to trigger a pandemic because of its ability to mutate rapidly.

However, up until now it has remained very much a disease of birds.

Those humans who have been infected have, without exception, worked closely with birds, and cases of human-to-human transmission are extremely rare - there is no suggestion that H5N1 has gained the ability to pass easily from person to person.

Where can I get further advice?

Further information and advice on swine flu can be found at websites of leading health and research organisations around the world. The World Health Organisation gives background information on the virus. The UK's Health Protection Agency advises the public about what to do if returning from an affected area. NHS Choices outlines how swine flu is different from other flu. The US government's Centre for Disease Control is counting the number of cases in the US.

You can also track the spread of swine flu reports using unofficial sources. Healthmaps maps viruses using news reports. Social media guide Mashable lists some ways to track the virus . Links to useful websites are being shared on Twitter , the micro-blogging service.



Honest HR Question - Answers

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.
5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... More money
11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).

Why call center guys are paid so much

People wonder why the call center guys r paid so much......for just being on the phone. Take a look:


1) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer : "Ok."

Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer : "No."

Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech : "Did you install the update?"

Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer : "What?"

Tech : "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer : "No..."

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4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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5) Tech : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech : ##### ***

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6) Tech : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer : "A white one."

Tech : ******_____# ###

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7) Tech : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer : "Pentium."

Tech : ////-----+++

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8). Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Tech : ??????

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9).Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech : ?!%#$

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10).Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech : ??????

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11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech : @@@@@

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12). Tech : "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer : "Is that Eastern time?"

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13). Tech : "What does the screen say now?"

Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech : "Well?"

Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech : *** ---- ++++